Just Any Dish

A man visiting New York stopped at a restaurant which claimed it could supply any dish ordered, so the tourist asked the waiter for Kangaroo on toast. The waiter came back a while later and said, “I am so sorry, sir, but we have run out of bread.”

Handy Husband

Rose accompaniedher husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed,the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks.”“Neither do I,” she said. “But he’s handy around the house.”