June 2012
Age for Census
The census taker knocked on Miss Gibson’s door. She answered all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her age. “But everybody tells… Read More »Age for Census
Just Any Dish
A man visiting New York stopped at a restaurant which claimed it could supply any dish ordered, so the tourist asked the waiter for Kangaroo… Read More »Just Any Dish
handwriting vs. pen
Little Johnny “why is your homework in your Dads writing?” the teacher asks. “I used his pen,” he replied.
Handy Husband
Rose accompaniedher husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed,the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way… Read More »Handy Husband
Law and Facts
The law professor was lecturing on courtroom procedure. “When you are fighting a case and have the facts on your side, hammer away at the… Read More »Law and Facts
Bank Loan
Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of… Read More »Bank Loan
Socrates Vs. Plato
Socrates came upon an acquaintance that ran up to him excitedly and said, “Do you know what I just heard about one of your students?”… Read More »Socrates Vs. Plato