A schoolteacher’s son brought his report card home. The father said; let’s see what you have accomplished. He opens the report and to his dismay sees all bad grades. What do you have to say about this Johnny? Well dad at lease you know I’m not cheating.
A man was driving in front of a mental hospital when he had a flat tire. While changing the rear punctured wheel, he lost all six nut bolts in the nearby drain by accident. The man was now stuck and didn’t know what to do. Just then a guy came out of the mental hospital Read more about Flat Tyre[…]
Elderly Jokes :: #17362By David R. Ebro, Vice President from Houston TX USA. A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full Read more about Old Age Vs. Youngsters[…]
By Anonymous from USA. Sign on company bulleting board: “This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying of the handle, running down the boss, flogging dead horses, knifing friend in the back, dodging responsibility, and pushing their luck.”
One reason the Military Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to “secure a building,” they would turn off the lights and lock the doors. The Army would occupy the building so no one could enter. Marines would assault the building, capture Read more about Military Joint Operation Troubles[…]
Legal Briefs Two lawyers got together to negotiate a case. They went around and around for hours and didn’t get anywhere. “Look,” said one to the other, “let’s be honest with each other.” “OK, you first,” replied the other. And that, of course, was the end of the discussion. — What do lawyers use for Read more about Be honest[…]
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side Read more about Dead Rabbit[…]