February 2013
Mirror Mirror On the Wall
Do you have to tell it all? Where do you get the glaring right To make my clothes look just too tight? I think I’m… Read More »Mirror Mirror On the Wall
Pay According to Beauty
After dating a young lady for some time a young man decides it is time to marry her. He proceeds with all the necessary plans… Read More »Pay According to Beauty
Halloween Lessons
Halloween Lessons from Movies, in the order of drastic consequences. 17. When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if… Read More »Halloween Lessons
Impatient Patient
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a… Read More »Impatient Patient
Young Salesmen
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The… Read More »Young Salesmen
Jewish Boy In Catholic School
There is this Jewish boy who was born into a nice family. He was a very smart boy, but he never did well in school… Read More »Jewish Boy In Catholic School
Primitive Self-expression
In Africa, some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine-chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form… Read More »Primitive Self-expression
Government Contracts Operations
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is… Read More »Government Contracts Operations