Optimist Vs. Pessimist
An optimist studies English. A pessimist learns Chinese.
February 2013
Dumbest Kid in the World
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I… Read More »Dumbest Kid in the World
How to be an Adult Book
I wish the book “How to be an adult” came in hard cover… .. it would be that much more effective at bonking stupid people… Read More »How to be an Adult Book
Growing Up
Someone asked the other day, ‘What was your favorite ‘fast food’ when you were growing up?’ ‘We didn’t have fast food when I was growing… Read More »Growing Up
High School Reunion
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore… Read More »High School Reunion
Abstinence Pills
Fred and Bob were sitting in an old people’s home. “Fred,” says Bob, “Do you remember those pills they gave us back in the war… Read More »Abstinence Pills
Poor War
One time Newfoundland and Quebec went to war. A Newfie, being patriotic, signed up to fight and went into basic training. Now, Newfoundland was a… Read More »Poor War
impromptu
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution “this guy looks edible, never seen his… Read More »impromptu