Administratium
Investigators at a major research institute have discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium (Ad). The… Read More »Administratium
Investigators at a major research institute have discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium (Ad). The… Read More »Administratium
1) ‘Do not iron while wearing shirt’ 2) Warning label on a letter opener that says: ‘Caution: Safety goggles recommended.’ 3) Fuel Tank Cap: ‘Never… Read More »Silly Warnings
Name something a blind person might use – A sword Name a song with moon in the title – Blue Suede Moon Name a bird… Read More »Silly Answers
A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The analyst was skeptical,… Read More »Stock Broker Secret Algorithm
“Close the curtains,” came the order from my two year old son who was sitting in a pool of bright light. “The sun’s looking at… Read More »close the curtains
The driving instructor was giving lessons to an extremely nervous student who panicked whenever another car approached on a particular two-lane road. One day, however,… Read More »Spontaneous Learning
The Army has been experimenting for years to come up with a liquid that will eat through anything and they finally did it. It eats… Read More »Liquid the Liquidates Everything
Three visitors to London climb up the tower that houses Big Ben and decide to have a contest. They’re going to throw their watches off… Read More »30 minutes Slow