عجب قیامت کاحادثہ ھےکہ اشک ھیں آستین نھیں ھے زمین کی رونق اجھڑ گئ ھی،فلک پہ مھر مبین نھیںھے تری جدائ میں مرنے والے وہ کون ہے جو حزیں نہیں ھے مگر تیری مرگ ناگہاں کا،مجھے ابھی تک یقیں نہیں ھے —
A old snake goes to see his doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes. Can’t see well these days.” The doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. The snake comes back two weeks later and tells the doctor he’s very depressed. Doc says, “What’s Read more about Snake’s New Glasses[…]
Aron goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” “We’re short-handed, Aron” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.” “Thanks, boss,” says Aron, Read more about House Cleaning[…]
1. You can name everyone you graduated with. 2. You know what 4-H is. 3. You ever went to a party at a pasture or barn or in the middle of a dirt road. 4. You used to drag “Main.” 5. You said a swear word and your parents knew within the hour. 6. You Read more about Small Town Goodies[…]
Circa 2062, mankind has advanced and found a way to package basic knowledge in pill form. Jim, a student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says: “Here’s a pill for English literature.” Jim takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge Read more about Knowledge Pills[…]
Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance Read more about The Golf Nut[…]
A spouse is someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.