Wing Commander Driving

My father always loved fast cars. Taking advantage of the empty roads one morning, he accelerated down a wide-open stretch. Unfortunately, a young police officer was waiting at the other end and Dad was flagged down. He greeted the officer with a cheery “Good morning.” “And a good morning to you, Wing Commander,” replied the Read more about Wing Commander Driving[…]

Covering the Mouth While Sneezing

Miss Prim-and-proper said to her grandmother, “Grandma, you have impressed me today. ” Her grandmother asked, “What did I do to impress you?” Miss Prim-and-proper replied, “I noticed that you have finally formed the habit of covering your mouth with your hand when you sneeze.” Her grandmother said, “Yes, of course. How else am I Read more about Covering the Mouth While Sneezing[…]