Jack, a tourist from London goes to a Scottish horse race event and witnesses a pastor blessing one of the horses. To Jack’s astonishment, the horse wins. Not just that, the next 3 horses whom the pastor blesses also win. Then he finds the priest blessing a fifth horse and puts a good deal of Read more about Pastor’s Blessings[…]
I promise to pay you back on my next paycheck. You made it yourself? I never would have guessed. Your hair looks just fine. Go ahead and tell me; I won’t tell another soul. The doctor will call you right back. Your baby is just beautiful. I gave at the office. Put the map away. Read more about The Biggest Lies[…]
Sam, an American student, had not prepared for his Economics exam and was not expecting to do too well. Sam read the first question: In any given year, and to the nearest ton, how much wheat does the United States export? Regaining some of his confidence, Sam wrote, “In 1492, none.”
Joe: What is the role of Market Analysts? Harry: They are professionals who will know tomorrow why the things they predicted yesterday didn’t happen today!
Doctor: “I see you’re over a month late for your appointment. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?” Patient: “I was just following your orders, Doc.” Doctor: “Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order.” Patient: “You told me to avoid people Read more about Doctor’s Order[…]
New uniforms and ties attract catsup and gravy. You will never get the urge to use the bathroom until you have left the station. Surprise inspections will only occur after you have been in a foot pursuit through mud. The mayor will get a traffic ticket the day before your department negotiates for a salary Read more about Murphy’s Laws of Enforcement[…]