Silly Warnings

1) ‘Do not iron while wearing shirt’

2) Warning label on a letter opener that says: ‘Caution: Safety goggles recommended.’

3) Fuel Tank Cap: ‘Never use a lit match or open flame to check the fuel level’

4) A cartridge for a laser printer warns, ‘Do not eat toner’

5) A label on a hair dryer reads: ‘Never use hair dryer while sleeping’

6) A warning on an electric drill made for carpenters cautions: ‘This product not intended for use as a dental drill.’

7) On a child’s buggy: ‘Remove Child Before Folding’

8) A label on a baby-stroller featuring a small storage pouch that warns: ‘Do not put child in bag.’