Joke: Birdie Beauty Contest

In a beauty contest among birds, the finalists believe it or not were a chicken, an ostrich and a flamingo. And soon after the show, the judges were unanimous in reaching the final choice. And guess who won? The chicken, of course! The judges admitted that both the ostrich, and flamingo legs were beautiful, but Read more about Joke: Birdie Beauty Contest[…]

Joke: Chasing the Lion

A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked: “What’s happening?” The runner replied breathlessly: “A lion has escaped from the zoo.” “Oh my, which way is it heading?” “Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?”

COMPUTER TERMS – TEXAS TRANSLATION

LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin’ the farwood off the truck MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin’ the farwood FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood RAM: That thing tha splits the Read more about COMPUTER TERMS – TEXAS TRANSLATION[…]