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Spouse – Definition

A spouse is someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.

Fit for Night Watchman Duty

A man is being interviewed for a job. “What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?” “The slightest noise wakes me up.”

Lawyer And Judge

If you can’t find a lawyer who knows the law, find a lawyer who knows the judge.