In an army training camp, the drill sergeant made his morning announcement to the fresh recruits: “Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news to share with you. First, the good news- Private Brian will be setting the pace on our morning run.” Hearing this, the platoon cheered, as Private Brian was Read more about Training Camp Good News[…]
The Army recently recruited a karate expert who died on the first day of service. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
The Army has been experimenting for years to come up with a liquid that will eat through anything and they finally did it. It eats through glass, stainless steel, iron,and all kinds of metal, rock and granite. Now if they could only find something to put it in.
Q: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? A: Mechanical engineers build weapons; civil engineers build targets. Received from ArcaMax Jokes.