“How did school go today? a mother asked her little boy. “Fine”, the little fellow replied. “We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child”. What did she say?” his mother asked. “The teacher said, “Thank goodness”
http://funnyjokes4me.blogspot.com/2013/01/good-jokes-chemistry-formula.html Teacher : What happens when Carbon Monoxide reacts with 2 Molecules of Iron?? Student : COFFEE !! Teacher : How ? Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !!
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because, of the sign! Teacher: What sign? Student: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
A schoolteacher’s son brought his report card home. The father said; let’s see what you have accomplished. He opens the report and to his dismay sees all bad grades. What do you have to say about this Johnny? Well dad at lease you know I’m not cheating.
Little Johnny “why is your homework in your Dads writing?” the teacher asks. “I used his pen,” he replied.
It was the first day of school after summer vacation. The kids had all arrived in the high school sophomore English class, and were chatting away, making new friends. THEN…In walked a very stern looking English teacher and a hush fell over the room as the kids scurried to their seats. The stern teacher silently Read more about 2 Words[…]
Actual comments made by NYC teachers on their report cards as of their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded! 1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your child is Read more about Report Card Comments[…]