Short Management Jokes

•  The first myth of management is that it exists.
• Some people manage by the book, even though they don’t know who wrote the book or even what book.
• Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a “Pearl Harbor File”.
• We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.
• Management by objectives is no better than the objectives.
• “I’ve given you an unlimited budget, and you have already exceeded it!”

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