A man goes to the television station auditioning for an anchor position.
He sits down in front of the camera and begins, soon it is obvious that he has a terrible stutter, and his left eye continuously winks.
The producer says, “Thank you for your audition, we’ll let you know.”
The man says, “W-w-wait a moment, I c-c-can fix this.”
He opens his breifcase, and about 200 condoms fall out, he digs deeper and pulls out a bottle of aspitin.
He take a single aspirin, and then re-reads his copy perfectly, his wink having vanished.
The producer is dumbfounded, and he says, “Thanks fantastic, but what’s with the condoms?”
The man says, “This is what they give you if you stutter and wink and ask for aspirin at the pharmacy.