In an army training camp, the drill sergeant made his morning announcement to the fresh recruits: “Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news to share with you. First, the good news- Private Brian will be setting the pace on our morning run.”
Hearing this, the platoon cheered, as Private Brian was overweight and very slow. But then the drill sergeant finished his statement: “Now for the bad news. Private Brian will be driving a truck.”