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Joke: Use of Money

Two college students, Desmond and Kurt, were walking on the pavement when they were approached by a beggar asking for money.

Kurt tries to shoo him away, but Desmond takes out his wallet, pulls out a few bills and hands them to the beggar. The beggar thanks him and moves on.

Kurt is annoyed by his friend’s act of charity “Why the hell did you do that?” yells Kurt. “You know he’s only going to use it on alcohol or drugs!”

Desmond replies, “What…and we weren’t?”