عجب کیا جو ان بچوں میں
عجب کیا جو ان بچوں میں اس قدر ذوقِ شہادت ہے۔ یہ بچے ہیں، انہیں ذرا جلد سو جانے کی عادت ہے۔
رونے سے دل بھرا نہیں
ہو گئی خشک چشمِ تر، بہہ گیا ہو کر خون، جگر رونے سے مگر دل میرا، ہائے ابھی بھرا نہیں۔
نگاہِ شیخ
اپنے سب زہد و تقدس کی لگا کر بازی ایک نگاہِ شیخ وہ چرالی میں نے۔
Teenagers & Cats
For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: 1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. 2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts
Park the Cars
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing.” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
Intelligent Dolphins
Dolphins are so intelligent that within a few weeks of captivity they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish three times a day.
Witness for the Prosecution
In a trial in a small North Carolina town, a prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. She was sworn in, asked if she would tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help her God. She says “I do.” She was a proper well-dressed elderly lady, the grandmother
Wife Not Talking
One friend: “My wife didn’t talk to me after I presented her with a diamond ring.” Another friend: “Is that so? Your wife must be foolish.” First friend: “It was a deal. She wouldn’t settle for a gold ring.”