Accused Husband

Judge to the accused: “You have been accused of imprisoning, threatening, intimidating and treating your wife as your slave. Is it true?” Accused: “Your honor……I,..I……” Judge: “I don’t want any explanations. Just tell me how you achieved this feat.”

Fits in Hands

One lady to a salesman in a shop: “I want to select a shirt for my husband, can you help me?” Salesman: “Sure madam, it is my pleasure. What would be the size of your husband?” Lady: “Err….. about size, I don’t know. But yes, his neck fits perfectly in my hands.”

Painting with Jewelry

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” “But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied. “I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he Read more about Painting with Jewelry[…]

Handy Husband

Rose accompaniedher husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed,the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks.”“Neither do I,” she said. “But he’s handy around the house.”

Capital Punishment & Beliefs

Mrs. Swanson declined to serve on the jury because she was not a believer in capital punishment and didn’t want her beliefs to get in the way of the trial. “But, Madam,” said the public defender, who had taken a liking to her kind face and calm demeanor, “this is not a murder trial. It Read more about Capital Punishment & Beliefs[…]