‘A challenging market’ – a difficult market. ‘A difficult market’ – totally bl*ody impossible. ‘We see an up-turn later in the year’ – it can’t get any worse. ‘We are working on improving our performance’ – we’ve sacked the whole team. ‘Left the company unexpectedly’ – topped himself. ‘Left to develop his career elsewhere’ – Read more about Corporate Language[…]
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