Corporate Language

‘A challenging market’ – a difficult market. ‘A difficult market’ – totally bl*ody impossible. ‘We see an up-turn later in the year’ – it can’t get any worse. ‘We are working on improving our performance’ – we’ve sacked the whole team. ‘Left the company unexpectedly’ – topped himself. ‘Left to develop his career elsewhere’ – Read more about Corporate Language[…]

Office Meetings

Are you Lonely? Don’t like working on your own? Hate making decisions? Then call a MEETING!! You can:- SEE people, DRAW flowcharts, FEEL important, IMPRESS your colleagues (and all on company time) MEETINGS…. The practical alternative to work!