Paraprosdokians
A paraprosdokian (according to Wikipedia) is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase […]
Yogiisms
A “Yogiism” is an odd saying attributed to baseball catcher Lawrence “Yogi” Berra (still alive: he’s 88). He often mangled
Training Camp Good News
In an army training camp, the drill sergeant made his morning announcement to the fresh recruits: “Today, gentlemen, I have
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Better Grades
The little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her
NC Three-Kick Rule
A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into
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COMPUTER TERMS – TEXAS TRANSLATION
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the
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