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The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.” Her husband ran to her with a smile on Continue reading Three in the House
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be eight again.” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took Continue reading Want to be Eight Again
A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady fourty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks across at her, speaking in a clear voice, and says, “Darling, I know we’ve been Continue reading Never Underestimate Women
Judge to the accused: “You have been accused of imprisoning, threatening, intimidating and treating your wife as your slave. Is it true?” Accused: “Your honor……I,..I……” Judge: “I don’t want any explanations. Just tell me how you achieved this feat.”
One lady to a salesman in a shop: “I want to select a shirt for my husband, can you help me?” Salesman: “Sure madam, it is my pleasure. What would be the size of your husband?” Lady: “Err….. about size, Continue reading Fits in Hands
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” “But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied. “I Continue reading Painting with Jewelry
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Rose accompaniedher husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed,the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks.”“Neither do I,” she said. “But he’s handy around the house.”
Mrs. Swanson declined to serve on the jury because she was not a believer in capital punishment and didn’t want her beliefs to get in the way of the trial. “But, Madam,” said the public defender, who had taken a Continue reading Capital Punishment & Beliefs
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” And the husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”