Three in the House
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three… Read More »Three in the House
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three… Read More »Three in the House
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be eight again.” she replied. On the morning of her birthday,… Read More »Want to be Eight Again
A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady fourty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks… Read More »Never Underestimate Women
Judge to the accused: “You have been accused of imprisoning, threatening, intimidating and treating your wife as your slave. Is it true?” Accused: “Your honor……I,..I……”… Read More »Accused Husband
One lady to a salesman in a shop: “I want to select a shirt for my husband, can you help me?” Salesman: “Sure madam, it… Read More »Fits in Hands
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach,… Read More »Painting with Jewelry
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Rose accompaniedher husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed,the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way… Read More »Handy Husband
Mrs. Swanson declined to serve on the jury because she was not a believer in capital punishment and didn’t want her beliefs to get in… Read More »Capital Punishment & Beliefs
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” And the husband replied, “Yes, dear,… Read More »Blind Love