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A law student went to the cardiologist today for an echo-cardiogram. The doctor prepared the machine and began the process of taking a sonogram of his heart. “Huh,” he said. “That’s weird.” He stared at him with an expression of Continue reading Jokes: Law Student’s ECG
Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child? Q: Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in? Q: Were you alone or by yourself? Q: How long have you been a French Canadian? Continue reading Quotes by Lawyers
Legal Briefs Two lawyers got together to negotiate a case. They went around and around for hours and didn’t get anywhere. “Look,” said one to the other, “let’s be honest with each other.” “OK, you first,” replied the other. And Continue reading Be honest
The law professor was lecturing on courtroom procedure. “When you are fighting a case and have the facts on your side, hammer away at the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer away with the law.” “But Continue reading Law and Facts