Wife Not Talking
One friend: “My wife didn’t talk to me after I presented her with a diamond ring.” Another friend: “Is that so? Your wife must be foolish.” First friend: “It was a deal. She wouldn’t settle for a gold ring.”
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Three in the House
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.” Her husband ran to her with a smile on Continue reading Three in the House
Want to be Eight Again
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be eight again.” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took Continue reading Want to be Eight Again
Never Underestimate Women
A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady fourty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks across at her, speaking in a clear voice, and says, “Darling, I know we’ve been Continue reading Never Underestimate Women
Accused Husband
Judge to the accused: “You have been accused of imprisoning, threatening, intimidating and treating your wife as your slave. Is it true?” Accused: “Your honor……I,..I……” Judge: “I don’t want any explanations. Just tell me how you achieved this feat.”
Fits in Hands
One lady to a salesman in a shop: “I want to select a shirt for my husband, can you help me?” Salesman: “Sure madam, it is my pleasure. What would be the size of your husband?” Lady: “Err….. about size, Continue reading Fits in Hands
Painting with Jewelry
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” “But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied. “I Continue reading Painting with Jewelry
Strict Attention
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Perfect Shot
Bob stood over his tee sot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn’t start his back swing. Finally his exasperated partner asked, “what the hell is taking so long?” “My wife is Continue reading Perfect Shot
Arguement with Wife
Bob: “So, you say that you won the conversion with your wife yesterday.” Joe: “Yes, she came crawling on her hands and knees.” Bob: “Really? What did she say?” Joe: “Come out from under the bed, you coward