Wife Not Talking
One friend: “My wife didn’t talk to me after I presented her with a diamond ring.” Another friend: “Is that […]
Three in the House
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon,
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Want to be Eight Again
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be eight again.” she replied. On
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Never Underestimate Women
A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady fourty miles per hour. The wife is behind the
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Accused Husband
Judge to the accused: “You have been accused of imprisoning, threatening, intimidating and treating your wife as your slave. Is
Fits in Hands
One lady to a salesman in a shop: “I want to select a shirt for my husband, can you help
Painting with Jewelry
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace,
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Strict Attention
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Perfect Shot
Bob stood over his tee sot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but
Arguement with Wife
Bob: “So, you say that you won the conversion with your wife yesterday.” Joe: “Yes, she came crawling on her
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