The Golf Nut
Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out Continue reading The Golf Nut
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Hypnotist’s Solution
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?” His wife replies, “Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me Continue reading Hypnotist’s Solution
Never Underestimate Women
A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady fourty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks across at her, speaking in a clear voice, and says, “Darling, I know we’ve been Continue reading Never Underestimate Women
15 years in prison
Two women were sentenced to fifteen years in jail for their respective crimes. They shared the same cell. After completion of their sentence they were released on the same day. After their exit, they bid good bye to each other Continue reading 15 years in prison
Teaching Women
Women think they already know everything, but wait… training courses are now available for women on the following subjects: 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Continue reading Teaching Women
Age for Census
The census taker knocked on Miss Gibson’s door. She answered all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her age. “But everybody tells their age to the census taker,” the man said. “Did Miss Mary Hill and Miss Continue reading Age for Census
Portrait with Jewelry
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” “But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied. “I Continue reading Portrait with Jewelry