Joke: Extreterrestrial Women

For his entire working life, a dedicated and hardworking Astrophysicist tried in all earnest to find the existence of other being somewhere in the universe. After 58 years of constant effort, he finally receives a response from a planet 30 billion light years away. “What is your planet like?” groaned the extraterrestrial from the other Read more about Joke: Extreterrestrial Women[…]

Joke: Birdie Beauty Contest

In a beauty contest among birds, the finalists believe it or not were a chicken, an ostrich and a flamingo. And soon after the show, the judges were unanimous in reaching the final choice. And guess who won? The chicken, of course! The judges admitted that both the ostrich, and flamingo legs were beautiful, but Read more about Joke: Birdie Beauty Contest[…]

Joke: Chasing the Lion

A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked: “What’s happening?” The runner replied breathlessly: “A lion has escaped from the zoo.” “Oh my, which way is it heading?” “Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?”

Joke: Difference in Perspective

A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house. The physicist: Read more about Joke: Difference in Perspective[…]

Jokes: Law Student’s ECG

A law student went to the cardiologist today for an echo-cardiogram. The doctor prepared the machine and began the process of taking a sonogram of his heart. “Huh,” he said. “That’s weird.” He stared at him with an expression of curiosity and growing concern. “What?” “You said you’re a law student, right?” the doctor asked. Read more about Jokes: Law Student’s ECG[…]