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Father’s Occupation

“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year.

“He’s a magician,” said the small boy.

“How interesting! What’s his favourite trick?”

“Sawing people in half.”

“Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?”

“Yes. One half-brother and two half-sisters.”

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