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An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.” “That can’t be” fumed the old man, Continue reading Joke: Old Age Problems
Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his Continue reading Joke: Friend Meetup
For his entire working life, a dedicated and hardworking Astrophysicist tried in all earnest to find the existence of other being somewhere in the universe. After 58 years of constant effort, he finally receives a response from a planet 30 Continue reading Joke: Extreterrestrial Women
Derrick ran a small laundry shop but business was not good. His shop was next to the upscale 5-Spice Restaurant. Derrick’s wife, Martha, would pack his lunch box with simple food that they could afford. Everyday during lunch time, Derrick Continue reading Joke: Value of Aroma
Harold was very nervous. He was going to be a father soon and the endless wait at the hospital was not doing him any good. Nancy was in labour and Harold could hear her screams. The nurses asked him to Continue reading Joke: Tormented
In a beauty contest among birds, the finalists believe it or not were a chicken, an ostrich and a flamingo. And soon after the show, the judges were unanimous in reaching the final choice. And guess who won? The chicken, Continue reading Joke: Birdie Beauty Contest
An old man was tired from riding his bike, and decided to hitch hike. A guy in his red Corvette pulled up to give him a lift. When the old man brought out his bike that he had leaned up Continue reading Joke: Overtaking
A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked: “What’s happening?” The runner replied breathlessly: “A lion has escaped from the zoo.” “Oh my, Continue reading Joke: Chasing the Lion
A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time Continue reading Joke: Difference in Perspective
A law student went to the cardiologist today for an echo-cardiogram. The doctor prepared the machine and began the process of taking a sonogram of his heart. “Huh,” he said. “That’s weird.” He stared at him with an expression of Continue reading Jokes: Law Student’s ECG