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Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his Continue reading Joke: Friend Meetup
In a beauty contest among birds, the finalists believe it or not were a chicken, an ostrich and a flamingo. And soon after the show, the judges were unanimous in reaching the final choice. And guess who won? The chicken, Continue reading Joke: Birdie Beauty Contest
An old man was tired from riding his bike, and decided to hitch hike. A guy in his red Corvette pulled up to give him a lift. When the old man brought out his bike that he had leaned up Continue reading Joke: Overtaking
A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked: “What’s happening?” The runner replied breathlessly: “A lion has escaped from the zoo.” “Oh my, Continue reading Joke: Chasing the Lion
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are beautiful.” Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say Continue reading Jokes: Effects of Anesthesia
A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman Continue reading NC Three-Kick Rule
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin’ the farwood off the truck MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin’ the farwood FLOPPY DISC: Continue reading COMPUTER TERMS – TEXAS TRANSLATION
After leaving the racetrack Bill bumped into his old friend Peter on the bus. “Say,” Peter said, “How’s it going?” “Going? You want to hear one of the most amazing things that ever happened? Tell me- what’s today’s date?” “July Continue reading Lucky Seven
If it ain’t broke, fix it ’till it is.
It’s a hot summer day and Jake and Harry are in a ditch digging away. Meanwhile, Ralph is up under the shade of a tree sipping on a cool drink. Jake asks Harry, “Why are we down here digging in Continue reading Got Smarts