Pay According to Beauty
After dating a young lady for some time a young man decides it is time to marry her. He proceeds with all the necessary plans… Read More »Pay According to Beauty
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Complete Vs. Finished
People say that there is no difference between ‘finished’ and ‘complete’. I say there is….. Marry the right person, and you’re ‘complete’ Marry the wrong… Read More »Complete Vs. Finished
The Famous Y to K problem
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program… Read More »The Famous Y to K problem
Typist Soldier
A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said: “We have a critical shortage of typists. I’ll give you a little… Read More »Typist Soldier
Car Anatomy
Sign in a Police Station: It takes about 3500 bolts to put a car together; but only one nut to scatter it all over the… Read More »Car Anatomy
Perfect Shot
Bob stood over his tee sot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn’t start his back swing.… Read More »Perfect Shot
Extraterrstrial Life
For his entire working life, a dedicated and hardworking Astrophysicist tried in all earnest to find the existence of other being somewhere in the universe.… Read More »Extraterrstrial Life
Pay Taxes with Smile
Everybody should pay their taxes with a smile, said Bob. “I tried it but they wanted cash.”
Bragging Racehorses
Two rather old retired racehorses are in a bar getting totally drunk. After about two hours the first racehorse says “You know…. when I was… Read More »Bragging Racehorses
Hit Any Key
New customer to Tech Support: “It says, hit any key and when I do that nothing happens’. Tech Support: Can you try again and tell… Read More »Hit Any Key
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