jokes
Economy
The economy is so bad that:Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is… Read More »Economy
Socrates Vs. Plato
Socrates came upon an acquaintance that ran up to him excitedly and said, “Do you know what I just heard about one of your students?”… Read More »Socrates Vs. Plato
height measure
An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the university flagpole when an English professor wandered by. “What are you doing?” he asked.… Read More »height measure
Knocked the ladder
Willy runs in and tells his mother you’d better come out. I’ve just knocked over the ladder at the side of the house. His mother… Read More »Knocked the ladder
Accountant
A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant, His friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a… Read More »Accountant
Doctors Appointment
Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment. “I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.”“But I could… Read More »Doctors Appointment