Missing Husband
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She… Read More »Missing Husband
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She… Read More »Missing Husband
I am writing in response to your request for “additional information.” In block number 30 of the accident report form, I put “poor planning” as… Read More »An Accident Report
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An elderly couple is beginning to notice that neither of them seem to be able to remember things as well as they used to. So,… Read More »Aging Memory
Only in America Only in America… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America… are there handicap parking places… Read More »Only In America
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I’ve seen it… Read More »Jungle Rugby
One morning the lion is feeling especially ferocious. He saunters over to a monkey swinging in a tree and roars, “Who’s the king of this… Read More »King of Jungle, Lion
Actual comments made by NYC teachers on their report cards as of their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded! 1. Since my last report, your… Read More »Report Card Comments
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach,… Read More »Portrait with Jewelry
Two philosophers were sitting at a restaurant, discussing whether or not there was a difference between misfortune and disaster. “There is most certainly a difference,”… Read More »Disaster vs. Misfortune