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Tag Archives: judge

Witness for the Prosecution

Posted on May 2, 2013 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

In a trial in a small North Carolina town, a prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. She was sworn in, asked if she would tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help Continue reading Witness for the Prosecution→

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Accused Husband

Posted on April 5, 2013 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

Judge to the accused: “You have been accused of imprisoning, threatening, intimidating and treating your wife as your slave. Is it true?” Accused: “Your honor……I,..I……” Judge: “I don’t want any explanations. Just tell me how you achieved this feat.”

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Lawyer And Judge

Posted on March 1, 2013 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

If you can’t find a lawyer who knows the law, find a lawyer who knows the judge.

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Capital Punishment & Beliefs

Posted on March 12, 2012 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

Mrs. Swanson declined to serve on the jury because she was not a believer in capital punishment and didn’t want her beliefs to get in the way of the trial. “But, Madam,” said the public defender, who had taken a Continue reading Capital Punishment & Beliefs→

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Law Based On Human Reasoning

Posted on August 30, 2011 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against …. get this …. fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single Continue reading Law Based On Human Reasoning→

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