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Tag Archives: marraige

Joke: Tormented

Posted on August 1, 2014 by webcarepk

Harold was very nervous. He was going to be a father soon and the endless wait at the hospital was not doing him any good. Nancy was in labour and Harold could hear her screams. The nurses asked him to Continue reading Joke: Tormented→

Posted in Jokes | Tagged boy vs girl, child birth, jokes, marraige, men vs women

Jokes: Effects of Anesthesia

Posted on April 21, 2014 by webcarepk

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are beautiful.” Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say Continue reading Jokes: Effects of Anesthesia→

Posted in Jokes | Tagged ajokeaday.com, jokes, marraige, married, men vs women

Phases of Man’s Life

Posted on June 10, 2013 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

Prior to marriage : “Superman.” After marriage : “Gentleman” After five years : “Watchman” After ten years : “Poor man” After fifteen years:“Spiderman” (caught in his own web).

Posted in Jokes | Tagged gentleman, jokes, man, marraige, men vs women, poor man, spiderman, superman, watchman | Leave a reply

The State Patrol Chief

Posted on June 10, 2013 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

“Next,” the conference emcee announced, “we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol, Roger Ledding, who is here with his lovely wife, Beverly.” The chief took his place at the lectern. “I’m a little nervous,” he began, “getting up Continue reading The State Patrol Chief→

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Tips for Happy Marraige

Posted on June 10, 2013 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario Continue reading Tips for Happy Marraige→

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Sales Offer for American

Posted on June 10, 2013 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. A  salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were Continue reading Sales Offer for American→

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Sometimes love looks like doing a chore

Posted on June 10, 2013 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

Posted in Jokes | Tagged chores, jokes, love, marraige, thisisindexed.com | Leave a reply

What I want in a Man

Posted on June 10, 2013 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

“What I Want in a Man,” Original List 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses with Style 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 10. Continue reading What I want in a Man→

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House Cleaning

Posted on May 28, 2013 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

Aron goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” “We’re short-handed, Continue reading House Cleaning→

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Spouse – Definition

Posted on May 28, 2013 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

A spouse is someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.

Posted in Jokes | Tagged ajokeaday.com, jokes, marraige, spouse | Leave a reply

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