Joke: Tormented
Harold was very nervous. He was going to be a father soon and the endless wait at the hospital was not doing him any good.… Read More »Joke: Tormented
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Jokes: Effects of Anesthesia
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said,… Read More »Jokes: Effects of Anesthesia
Phases of Man’s Life
Prior to marriage : “Superman.” After marriage : “Gentleman” After five years : “Watchman” After ten years : “Poor man” After fifteen years:“Spiderman” (caught in… Read More »Phases of Man’s Life
The State Patrol Chief
“Next,” the conference emcee announced, “we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol, Roger Ledding, who is here with his lovely wife, Beverly.” The… Read More »The State Patrol Chief
Tips for Happy Marraige
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays,… Read More »Tips for Happy Marraige
Sales Offer for American
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. A salesman approached them… Read More »Sales Offer for American
What I want in a Man
“What I Want in a Man,” Original List 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape… Read More »What I want in a Man
House Cleaning
Aron goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs… Read More »House Cleaning
Spouse – Definition
A spouse is someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.