Caring for web from Pakistan
Harold was very nervous. He was going to be a father soon and the endless wait at the hospital was not doing him any good. Nancy was in labour and Harold could hear her screams. The nurses asked him to Continue reading Joke: Tormented
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are beautiful.” Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say Continue reading Jokes: Effects of Anesthesia
Prior to marriage : “Superman.” After marriage : “Gentleman” After five years : “Watchman” After ten years : “Poor man” After fifteen years:“Spiderman” (caught in his own web).
“Next,” the conference emcee announced, “we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol, Roger Ledding, who is here with his lovely wife, Beverly.” The chief took his place at the lectern. “I’m a little nervous,” he began, “getting up Continue reading The State Patrol Chief
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario Continue reading Tips for Happy Marraige
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. A salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were Continue reading Sales Offer for American
“What I Want in a Man,” Original List 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses with Style 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 10. Continue reading What I want in a Man
Aron goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” “We’re short-handed, Continue reading House Cleaning
A spouse is someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.