Joke: Marriage Success Secret
Tina was gossiping with her friend Sara. Tina : Can you tell the Secret for a successful marriage? Sara: You tell. Tina: It’s “The Work-Shop”. The husband works while the wife shops!
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Complete Vs. Finished
People say that there is no difference between ‘finished’ and ‘complete’. I say there is….. Marry the right person, and you’re ‘complete’ Marry the wrong person, and you’re ‘finished’ . . . And if that right person meets that wrong Continue reading Complete Vs. Finished
After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.
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Perfect Shot
Bob stood over his tee sot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn’t start his back swing. Finally his exasperated partner asked, “what the hell is taking so long?” “My wife is Continue reading Perfect Shot
Fairy tales or Christian marriage
Fairy tales start and end here.
Handy Husband
Rose accompaniedher husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed,the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks.”“Neither do I,” she said. “But he’s handy around the house.”
Capital Punishment & Beliefs
Mrs. Swanson declined to serve on the jury because she was not a believer in capital punishment and didn’t want her beliefs to get in the way of the trial. “But, Madam,” said the public defender, who had taken a Continue reading Capital Punishment & Beliefs
Blind Love
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” And the husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”
35th Marriage Anniversary
Married couples, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one a wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand Continue reading 35th Marriage Anniversary
Missing Husband
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an Continue reading Missing Husband