For his entire working life, a dedicated and hardworking Astrophysicist tried in all earnest to find the existence of other being somewhere in the universe. After 58 years of constant effort, he finally receives a response from a planet 30 Continue reading Joke: Extreterrestrial Women→
Harold was very nervous. He was going to be a father soon and the endless wait at the hospital was not doing him any good. Nancy was in labour and Harold could hear her screams. The nurses asked him to Continue reading Joke: Tormented→
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are beautiful.” Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say Continue reading Jokes: Effects of Anesthesia→
Tina was gossiping with her friend Sara. Tina : Can you tell the Secret for a successful marriage? Sara: You tell. Tina: It’s “The Work-Shop”. The husband works while the wife shops!
Prior to marriage : “Superman.” After marriage : “Gentleman” After five years : “Watchman” After ten years : “Poor man” After fifteen years:“Spiderman” (caught in his own web).
“Next,” the conference emcee announced, “we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol, Roger Ledding, who is here with his lovely wife, Beverly.” The chief took his place at the lectern. “I’m a little nervous,” he began, “getting up Continue reading The State Patrol Chief→
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario Continue reading Tips for Happy Marraige→
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. A salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were Continue reading Sales Offer for American→
“What I Want in a Man,” Original List 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses with Style 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 10. Continue reading What I want in a Man→
Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out Continue reading The Golf Nut→