Optimist Vs. Pessimist
An optimist studies English. A pessimist learns Chinese.
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Dumbest Kid in the World
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in
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How to be an Adult Book
I wish the book “How to be an adult” came in hard cover… .. it would be that much more
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Growing Up
Someone asked the other day, ‘What was your favorite ‘fast food’ when you were growing up?’ ‘We didn’t have fast
High School Reunion
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma
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Abstinence Pills
Fred and Bob were sitting in an old people’s home. “Fred,” says Bob, “Do you remember those pills they gave
Poor War
One time Newfoundland and Quebec went to war. A Newfie, being patriotic, signed up to fight and went into basic
impromptu
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution “this guy