stutter, wink and aspirin
A man goes to the television station auditioning for an anchor position. He sits down in front of the camera and begins, soon it is… Read More »stutter, wink and aspirin
A man goes to the television station auditioning for an anchor position. He sits down in front of the camera and begins, soon it is… Read More »stutter, wink and aspirin
Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS);
The first myth of management is that it exists. Some people manage by the book, even though they don’t know who wrote the book or… Read More »Short Management Jokes
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People say that there is no difference between ‘finished’ and ‘complete’. I say there is….. Marry the right person, and you’re ‘complete’ Marry the wrong… Read More »Complete Vs. Finished
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program… Read More »The Famous Y to K problem
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
مولانا عبدالمجید دین پوری شہید رح نے آج آخری حدیث یہ پڑھائی “القبر روضۃ من ریاض الجنۃ” قبر جنت کے باغوں میں سے ایک باغ… Read More »مولانا عبدالمجید دین پوری شہید
اللهم احفظ مدارسنا واساتذتها وطلابها وخدامهاو معاونيها و جميع المسلمين والمسلمات من جميع الفتن و الشرور والاعداء.. آمين.
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