stutter, wink and aspirin
A man goes to the television station auditioning for an anchor position. He sits down in front of the camera […]
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Web Designer’s Poem
Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS);
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Short Management Jokes
The first myth of management is that it exists. Some people manage by the book, even though they don’t know
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Complete Vs. Finished
People say that there is no difference between ‘finished’ and ‘complete’. I say there is….. Marry the right person, and
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The Famous Y to K problem
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line
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Strict Attention
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
مولانا عبدالمجید دین پوری شہید
مولانا عبدالمجید دین پوری شہید رح نے آج آخری حدیث یہ پڑھائی “القبر روضۃ من ریاض الجنۃ” قبر جنت کے
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دعا
اللهم احفظ مدارسنا واساتذتها وطلابها وخدامهاو معاونيها و جميع المسلمين والمسلمات من جميع الفتن و الشرور والاعداء.. آمين.
After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.
http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/17zupf/after_both_suffering_from_depression_for_a_while/