April 2013
Karate Expert Soldier
The Army recently recruited a karate expert who died on the first day of service. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
Penny for your thought
A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat… Read More »Penny for your thought
Fits in Hands
One lady to a salesman in a shop: “I want to select a shirt for my husband, can you help me?” Salesman: “Sure madam, it… Read More »Fits in Hands
Married Soldier
Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife… Read More »Married Soldier
Painting with Jewelry
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach,… Read More »Painting with Jewelry
Fit for Night Watchman Duty
A man is being interviewed for a job. “What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?” “The slightest noise wakes me up.”
Senior’s Golf
“How was your game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where… Read More »Senior’s Golf
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