Pascal & Atlantis
Q. Why do all Pascal programmers want to live in Atlantis? A. The reason is it is below C level.
IQ Level
Sir Isaac Newton goes to a cocktail party and introduces himself to a smart looking person and asks, “Do you
Got Smarts
It’s a hot summer day and Jake and Harry are in a ditch digging away. Meanwhile, Ralph is up under
عجب قیامت کا حادثہ ہے
عجب قیامت کاحادثہ ھےکہ اشک ھیں آستین نھیں ھے زمین کی رونق اجھڑ گئ ھی،فلک پہ مھر مبین نھیںھے تری
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Snake’s New Glasses
A old snake goes to see his doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes. Can’t see well these days.”
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House Cleaning
Aron goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home
Small Town Goodies
1. You can name everyone you graduated with. 2. You know what 4-H is. 3. You ever went to a
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Knowledge Pills
Circa 2062, mankind has advanced and found a way to package basic knowledge in pill form. Jim, a student, needing