Only In America
Only in America Only in America… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America… […]
Jungle Rugby
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really exciting game that the humans play
King of Jungle, Lion
One morning the lion is feeling especially ferocious. He saunters over to a monkey swinging in a tree and roars,
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Report Card Comments
Actual comments made by NYC teachers on their report cards as of their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded! 1.
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Portrait with Jewelry
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace,
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Disaster vs. Misfortune
Two philosophers were sitting at a restaurant, discussing whether or not there was a difference between misfortune and disaster. “There
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