Rupee notes meetup

A one rupee note met a twenty rupee note and said, “Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much.”

The twenty answered, “I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the land for awhile, went to a couple of Cricket games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?”

The one rupee note said, “You know, same old stuff… donation, donation, donation.”