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Tag Archives: doctor

Joke: Old Age Problems

Posted on January 20, 2016 by webcarepk

An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.” “That can’t be” fumed the old man, Continue reading Joke: Old Age Problems→

Posted in Jokes | Tagged doctor, jokes, old age

Jokes: Law Student’s ECG

Posted on April 21, 2014 by webcarepk

A law student went to the cardiologist today for an echo-cardiogram. The doctor prepared the machine and began the process of taking a sonogram of his heart. “Huh,” he said. “That’s weird.” He stared at him with an expression of Continue reading Jokes: Law Student’s ECG→

Posted in Jokes | Tagged doctor, ecg, heart, jokes, lawyers

Joke: Collar Size

Posted on November 28, 2013 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

Dean was suffering from bad health for some time. His eyes bulged out, his throat was swollen and he made peculiar sounds when he spoke. The doctor declared that Dean did not have long to live. Undaunted, Dean decided to Continue reading Joke: Collar Size→

Posted in Jokes | Tagged bad health, collar size, doctor, health, jokes | Leave a reply

Buck Hunter

Posted on November 28, 2013 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

A lawyer, a doctor, and a preacher went hunting together. When a prize buck ran past them, they all fired at the exact same moment and the buck dropped. However, there was only one bullet hole, and they didn’t know Continue reading Buck Hunter→

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Doctor’s Order

Posted on September 25, 2013 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

Doctor: “I see you’re over a month late for your appointment. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?” Patient: “I was just following your orders, Doc.” Doctor: “Following my orders? What are you Continue reading Doctor’s Order→

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Doctor’s Nomenclature

Posted on June 10, 2013 by webcarepk — 2 Comments ↓
Doctor's Nomenclature
Doctor’s Nomenclature
Posted in Jokes | Tagged doctor, jokes, xkcd.com | 2 Replies

Nervous Patient

Posted on December 15, 2012 by webcarepk — 2 Comments ↓

Nervous Patient – GCFL.net: The Good, Clean Funnies List “I’m so worried,” the nervous patient said as the nurse plumped up his pillows. “Last week, I read about a man who was in the hospital because of heart trouble, and Continue reading Nervous Patient→

Posted in Jokes | Tagged doctor, nervous, nurse, patient | 2 Replies

Doctors Appointment

Posted on March 12, 2012 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment. “I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.”“But I could be dead by then!”“No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment.”

Posted in Jokes | Tagged death, doctor, jokes, life, patient | Leave a reply

Psychiatry

Posted on November 4, 2011 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

A guy tells his psychiatrist, “I always have this weird dream at night. I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter Continue reading Psychiatry→

Posted in Jokes | Tagged doctor, dream, dreams, patient, psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychology | Leave a reply

Miracle Doctor

Posted on August 30, 2011 by webcarepk — No Comments ↓

A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the town’s grouch So Mr. Smith went to this ‘miracle doctor’ to prove that he wasn’t anybody special. Continue reading Miracle Doctor→

Posted in Jokes | Tagged doctor, jokes, patient | Leave a reply

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