Duck And Baker
A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a hot dog. The baker said, “We aren’t a butcher; we don’t sell meat here.” So the duck left. The following day the duck went back and asked again. Continue reading Duck And Baker
Tag Archives: joke
Arguement with Wife
Bob: “So, you say that you won the conversion with your wife yesterday.” Joe: “Yes, she came crawling on her hands and knees.” Bob: “Really? What did she say?” Joe: “Come out from under the bed, you coward
Restaurant Air Conditioning
A patron at a restaurant was continually bothering the waiter about the air conditioning: first he would ask for the air conditioning to be turned up because it was too hot, then he would ask it be turned down because Continue reading Restaurant Air Conditioning
Flat Tyre
A man was driving in front of a mental hospital when he had a flat tire. While changing the rear punctured wheel, he lost all six nut bolts in the nearby drain by accident. The man was now stuck and Continue reading Flat Tyre
Physical fitness at job
By Anonymous from USA. Sign on company bulleting board: “This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying of the handle, running down the boss, flogging dead horses, knifing friend in the back, dodging responsibility, Continue reading Physical fitness at job
Military Joint Operation Troubles
One reason the Military Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to “secure a building,” they would turn off the lights and lock the doors. The Army Continue reading Military Joint Operation Troubles
Be honest
Legal Briefs Two lawyers got together to negotiate a case. They went around and around for hours and didn’t get anywhere. “Look,” said one to the other, “let’s be honest with each other.” “OK, you first,” replied the other. And Continue reading Be honest
Dead Rabbit
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, Continue reading Dead Rabbit
Fairy tales or Christian marriage
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Eye lash wish log
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