Doctor’s Order
Doctor: “I see you’re over a month late for your appointment. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?”… Read More »Doctor’s Order
Doctor: “I see you’re over a month late for your appointment. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?”… Read More »Doctor’s Order
New uniforms and ties attract catsup and gravy. You will never get the urge to use the bathroom until you have left the station. Surprise… Read More »Murphy’s Laws of Enforcement
When a waitress in a New York City restaurant brought an Englishman the soup of the day, he was a bit dismayed. “Good heavens,” he… Read More »English Man in America… Being Served with Soup
An Indian visitor, Rahul was stopped by customs at Shanghai airport in China and asked if he had a criminal record. Rahul replied sarcastically, “Oh,… Read More »Criminal Record
Zane is a philosopher. I have always thought philosophers like Zane truly appreciate the profound nature of life’s deep questions. As a result, people like… Read More »Philosophical Question
The other day, my Grandpa was telling me that he always uses valet parking. When I asked why, he replied that valets at least remember… Read More »Valet Parking
A Baptist preacher went to visit a member of the community and invited him to come to church Sunday morning. It seems that this man… Read More »Peach Brandy