Snake’s New GlassesBy webcarepk / May 28, 2013 A old snake goes to see his doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes. Can’t see well these days.” The doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. The snake comes back two weeks later and tells the doctor he’s very depressed. Doc says, “What’s the problem — didn’t the glasses help you?” “The glasses are fine, Doc. I just discovered I’ve been living with a water hose the past two years!” Received from ArcaMax Jokes