Spouse – Definition
A spouse is someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.
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Want to be Eight Again
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be eight again.” she replied. On
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Painting with Jewelry
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace,
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Fit for Night Watchman Duty
A man is being interviewed for a job. “What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?” “The slightest
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Senior’s Golf
“How was your game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so
Spontaneous Learning
The driving instructor was giving lessons to an extremely nervous student who panicked whenever another car approached on a particular
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Liquid the Liquidates Everything
The Army has been experimenting for years to come up with a liquid that will eat through anything and they
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30 minutes Slow
Three visitors to London climb up the tower that houses Big Ben and decide to have a contest. They’re going
Only Child
“How did school go today? a mother asked her little boy. “Fine”, the little fellow replied. “We had a new